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But two officers were sent to the scene to see what the fuss was about.

There’s no established method for dealing with them.In the end, the police were unable to help the woman because no crime was being committed."Unfortunately there are no silencers for vibrators, but most of the new generation are very quiet," Tamara Rie, Assistant Manager at Other Nature, a vegan sex shop in Berlin, reassured The Local.Farting , also known as flatulence or "blowing off", was a bodily process that affected some species, involving the expulsion of gas. (TV: Revenge of the Slitheen) Farting was frowned upon by humans, due to its foul smell and loud noise. (TV: Revenge of the Slitheen) Ingestion of food such as cabbage, (TV: Revenge of the Slitheen) and baked beans, (TV: The Bounty Hunter) could induce it.When members of the Slitheen family used compression fields to fit themselves into human skin suits, it caused a condition called "gas exchange" which was similar to farting but with a smell like bad breath.You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you as you did it? My pr**k is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart.

Nora, my faithful darling, my sweet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little fr**ging mistress! ) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower. My darling little convent-girl, There is some star too near the earth for I am still in a fever-fit of animal desire. I know you are a much finer nature than your extraordinary lover and though it was you yourself, you hot little girl, who first wrote to me saying that you were longing to be f**ked by me yet I suppose the wild filth and obscenity of my reply went beyond all bounds of modesty.

Everyone with a vagina is capable of having a vagina fart, loads of people have them, and having one shouldn’t make you worry about your vagina or your body or anything else. As Professor Janice Rymer, spokesperson for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, explained to uk: ‘Vaginal flatulence is caused when air is pushed inside the vagina.

‘This can happen during sex or other sex acts by a penis, a finger or a sex toy.

Whatever you call music coming from your undercarriage, it’s likely you hardly ever talk about the magic of air escaping from your vagina. As loudly as our vaginas like to proclaim their existence (usually right in the middle of a really hot/romantic moment), we’re all a bit shy about acknowledging the existence of the queef. We don’t bring them up with our friends and partners.

I’d figure that we don’t talk about vagina farts because they just exist, we all know they exist, and we’re all happy coexisting in our knowledge that someone, somewhere, may be experiencing a vagina fart right at this very moment.

But recently I’ve heard a few people (yes, these people are mostly people who do not have a vagina) repeating some very strange beliefs about queefs.