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an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels.'Hitting back at claims she relied on Ronson for financial support, she adds: 'And to put all those rumours to rest I am not broke.I actually have over 400 dollars in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro miles which I am very proud of.'Referring to her wild child ways, she continues: 'I am looking for a compatible mate who likes a night on the town as long as, he or she, is driving of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders.

- If Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her. Lindsay Lohan: I'm recently single, I think, and I'm Lindsay Lohan: looking for someone who I can spend Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my life with, or, at least Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my probation with [laughs]. I'm an actress, Lindsay Lohan: a singer, an entrepreneur, and I single- Lindsay Lohan: handedly kept 90% percent of all Lindsay Lohan: gossip websites in business.Lindsay Lohan: I would define my personality as, uh, Lindsay Lohan: creative. Lindsay Lohan: I'm a workaholic, a shopaholic, and Lindsay Lohan: according to the state of Lindsay Lohan: California, an alcoholic, as well as a Lindsay Lohan: threat to all security guards if they Lindsay Lohan: work at hotels.She has also appeared in the films Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, A Prairie Home Home Companion, Machete, Scary Movie 5, and The Canyons.Her television credits include 2 Broke Girls, Eastbound & Down, Anger Management, Glee, and Ugly Betty.'And most importantly we are huge fans of the TV show How I Met Your Mother which is now ending after only nine seasons. Lindsay, how do you feel about How I Met Your Mother?

''At the end, we are going to add up those dollar values and we're going to write a check in that amount to Mayim Bialik who's on The Big Bang Theory, a show that is not ending, just to spite the cast of How I Met Your Mother...

So, if you think Lindsay Lohan: you can handle a redhead with a little Lindsay Lohan: bit of sass, Lindsay Lohan: and by that I mean a redhead that's crazy, Lindsay Lohan: I mean, don't pretend like you Lindsay Lohan: don't know me. Lindsay Lohan: We'll crash a few parties, a car Lindsay Lohan: or two, but at the end of the day, Lindsay Lohan: I promise you I never lose my Google Lindsay Lohan: hits, just my underwear.

You can reach Lindsay Lohan: me at 612679, or Lindsay Lohan: you can find me on the cover of Lindsay Lohan: Us Weekly, because I'm so alone.

- Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're like a kinky sex family, dog. Apparently a whole bunch of brothers been missing in the suburbs. (sinister music) - Good to see another brother around here.

(sinister music) - Don't pay attention to anything you see in the news.

Actress Lindsay Lohan has filmed a spoof dating advert, shortly after her split with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.