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an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels.'Hitting back at claims she relied on Ronson for financial support, she adds: 'And to put all those rumours to rest I am not broke.I actually have over 400 dollars in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro miles which I am very proud of.'Referring to her wild child ways, she continues: 'I am looking for a compatible mate who likes a night on the town as long as, he or she, is driving of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders.
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''At the end, we are going to add up those dollar values and we're going to write a check in that amount to Mayim Bialik who's on The Big Bang Theory, a show that is not ending, just to spite the cast of How I Met Your Mother...
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- Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're like a kinky sex family, dog. Apparently a whole bunch of brothers been missing in the suburbs. (sinister music) - Good to see another brother around here.
(sinister music) - Don't pay attention to anything you see in the news.
Actress Lindsay Lohan has filmed a spoof dating advert, shortly after her split with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.