Phone a fuckbuddy
One pint too many can have your hands moving over more than just the curves of your glass, and you’d probably end up with your arms round the shoulder of an attractive friend.
A friend was invited to a party by a guy he was ‘friend with benefits’ with, only to be introduced to the guy’s new boyfriend. If things between the two of you begin to get a bit more serious to a level where you’re not comfortable with, perhaps it’s time to have a discussion with them and tell them you ‘need to hit the pause’ button for a while.A nice plant will brighten up anyone’s day, but flowers might be too romantic a gesture for a fuck buddy who just found out that their mother was never actually a dental hygienist.A nice potted succulent strikes the perfect balance, letting your fuck buddy know that you’re thinking of them during this difficult time while high-ranking government operatives raid their dead mother’s home to confiscate her phone, files, and computers—but you’re still totally fine with seeing other people!Basically, if you want to cut ties completely and brutally, ghosting is the way to go.It screams, ‘I am a wuss and can’t tell you I want to end this’.It’s a tale as old as Tinder: two people match, these people decide to meet up.
One thing leads to another, they fall into bed, lives get busy and they decided to go on as f*ck buddies. Sometimes you will meet someone new, who comes out of nowhere to grab you by the feelings and reel you in.
I broke up with him with a straight face, but inside, I was devastated.
I poured my heart out to this guy who’s a great friend of mine, and a consoling hug led from a simple hug to an all out lustful romp.” One can end up becoming fuck buddies with a common friend, not just through an act of consoling, but also on a drunken escapade.
If you have a little bit more heart than those who ghost, perhaps think of giving them a call or even just a message.
If you have found someone else or things are just fizzling out, let them know gently.
[Hook: Konan] I don't even know what I did last night Looked at my phone, said quarter past five Bottles and sparklers, models and dancers Tell your girlfriend stop calling my line I don't even know what I did last night Looked at my phone, said quarter past five Bottles and sparklers, models and dancers Tell your girlfriend stop calling my line I don't even know, even know [Verse 1: Konan] Gold bottles on the table White girls want a interracial They heard about the horses in the engine Got these bitches unstable In school we had the Pradas Now it's red Balenciagas Walked in and do a Kanye on niggas Bitch, you ain't got the answers I'm not your man, don't stress me Fuck buddy?